Wednesday, May 15, 2019

May 15, 2019

This weekly is wayyyyy longer than I usually would, but i had a bit to say. Fratello Jensen this isnt really my weekly email, just an email to my mom and she puts it on my blog where everyone else can see it all.

Wednesday was our P Day and we went to Ravenna to spend the day with the missionaries there. We went to lunch there and on the menu was a pizza with habanero peppers and ghost pepper oil; it wasn't as spicy as I thought and hoped it would be, but it was so gretchen good. The next day came upon me and wowzers, the ring of fire is real. That pizza was as spicy coming out as it was going in. In the bathroom next to the glorious throne is a heater, which only produces heat all gretchen day. It was a pretty heated moment. What a time. It was incredible, quite the experience, but I don't recommend it. Mom if you decide not to include that one on the blog, thas totes fine.

After months (most likely years), the bathtub drain has been unclogged. So hallelujah amen *mmmhm amen brother*! Woohoo! This appartment is absolutely disgusting. Mom and nonny you both would gag if you saw this place. I'm disgusted with it, which says a lot. I would be confident to bet that this place hasn't been thoroughly cleaned since the Sorelle were here a couple years ago, but I'm a missionary and Frarbin said I cant bet. It's nasty in here, but we got it cleaned up because the senior missionaries do cleaning inspections and they came on Friday to inspect our appartment. It's still junky, lots of clutter, but not much I can do about that. I refuse to clean up my companion's messes and I'm done letting him wash the dishes his way. He just rinses the dishes and that's it. Its gretchen nasty and all our dishes are sticky and have crusted food on them. We don't have a dish washer so everything is hand washed. Yeeeeet.

We're gonna back up to Thursday real quick. Thursday was one of the most unproductive days I've had as a missionary, which really felt horrible. I felt as though I had wasted God's time by sitting around. I got lots of studying in which was good. The reason we didn't do much is because my companion is "sick". That didnt stop us when I was sick, but I am still a teenager and he hit 20 so now "handle with care". What I really enjoyed on Thursday, was during English class. Only one person showed up which is kind of a bummer, but he showed up. He brought an Italian book with him for the sole purpose of having me read it with him out loud. I got to hear how my pronunciation is compared to a true Italian which was awesome. It helped me know how to better pronounciate certain things. I'm still praying that more people start coming to English class. If anyone has ideas on how to teach English, I would love to know what they are. The way we teach is letting the people read a poster about simple, every day things like haircuts and all the vocab for that. It doesn't seem too effective and I think we waste the person's time.

Now we're back to Friday and the senior missionaries stop by to inspect our home. Sorella Roper was looking in the kitchen (which I cleaned) and she was impressed. She was like "Anziano Roper, come look how clean this kitchen is!" And I was thinking to myself "shoot, my momma done did teach me good" and yes mom, you would have been proud. So we passed the inspections and they left us some treats. Sorella Roper also told me that the police at the Bologna train station called and said they had my packet of documents. I had left those documents on my way from Milan to Forlì, so almost 4 weeks ago. We got to go to Bologna on Saturday. We're out walking to Centro and a little man stops us, my guess is he's 5'4" MAYBE. He says to my comp "you can walk with lots of confidence with that guy behind you" as he pointed to me haha. He kept grabbing my arms and punching my chest with his old man power. He's from Sicily so it was crazy hard to understand his Italian. It all just sounded like a slur of words and sounds put together. We headed to our weekly service at the charity kitchen and that's always an interesting time. I'm surprised with how picky people are with food when they have so little and I think to myself.

Saturday, real service. It's about time. Every day, I see opportunities to serve people and I suggest to my companion that we should go help them. He usually responds with "it isnt on the schedule anziano." or "we don't really have time today." So I decided to leave him and go help people and he usually just stops and watches. I decided that my 21 months left are about service, not what's on the schedule although some of the things are important. The service we did on Saturday that was planned was to help 2 of our investigators move. We got everything moved in now they just have to unpack their stuff. They want to meet with us when they finish settling in which is awesome. I'm excited even though I cant speak the language yet. It's coming slowly, but my comprehension is at a standstill. That's okay though, itll get better.

On Sunday when we were home after church and doing our personal study, someone rang our doorbell. My comp and I looked at each other with puzzled faces because no one rings our door bell. I go answer the door, she looked at me and then saw my nametag and said in Italian "oh I thought 'The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints' was a joke." She was holding communist propaganda and asked if we would like one to help support. We said no and she went her way still laughing. On all the doorbells here, it has a sticker or tag that usually says the family name or business name. That's what she was talking about.

Monday came along and we went to Sorella Rossi's shop to do service. We're there from 10:30 to 1:30 and then we go to her son's home for lunch and to share a spiritual message. After lunch, we backtracked about 2 miles to get a bike for me. We get just just about a mile away from our home and *grinding sounds* I look at my back tire and there's a problem. My comp is just staring at the bike for a solid 5 minutes and just starts walking back. The back tire had come loose and had lodged itself against the rod so it wouldn't even move. I carried it back 3 ish miles to where we got it. It works now and it's awesome, it feels so much better on my back.

Monday night we were starving, so I made some pasta. The pasta finished cooking and I had the strainer out and started pouring the contents of the pot into the strainer. I guess I poured too much out too quickly and a good amount of the boiling water splashed out and onto my thigh. I didnt feel it at first so I was just staring at my leg with horror, waiting for the burn. It burned. I didnt have a clear spot to put the pot down so I was holding it and couldn't pull my sweats off that was burning my gretchen leg. Wowzers it was great. The pasta turned out good though, that's all that really matters.

Something molto gnarly happened. We had just finished district meeting and doing our power hour so we got on the train to head home. The train cabin that we were in was completely empty, there was no one else but us. I don't like sitting with my comp so I sit on the other side of the train by myself. A younger man, about my age, walked in and chose to sit in front of me, in a train that is completely empty. I was drafting all this good stuff above which I shouldn't have been. He asked me in Italian if I was a protestant and I told him I didnt understand so he started speaking English. He repeated his question in English and I told him no and he asked why our church is unique. I got to tell him about the plan of salvation, modern revelation through prophets, and the God Head as 3 separate beings. We talked for about 20 ish minutes and he took our pamphlets and we got his number. Ah it was so cool to have that experience. It was surprising and different because the people here don't want to hear our message, and he was asking all about it. It was super cool.

Love you all and thank you for the support, it helps keep me going when the going gets tough

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

May 8, 2019

Well Golly Jeepers Tod
(Only Spenciphilis will understand the subject sentence)

This week has been so gretchen long, but so short at the same time. These days feel like weeks.

We were about to go outside and all the rain just came down. It was awesome actually. So instead of going finding, which we usually do at the parks or in the city center, we did house to house. It was about how it was every time previously, people who answer the phone and ask who it is and hang up mid sentence. There was one house we stopped at, I rang the doorbell thingy and we were about to leave when the door opened. A young man, probably a little younger than me, walked outside to the fence were we were. It's still raining a lot and my comp and I have our raincoats on, but this guy doesn't. So i immediately started to think "well this isnt gonna last long, he's gonna go back inside." And The complete opposite happened. He stood outside with us in the rain and listened to a condensed first lesson about the restoration. He was attentive the whole time and took the pamphlets from us. It was awesome and I hope something sparks within him and his family. A couple houses later, an old man comes outside yelling at us because we didn't stand close enough to the camera, so he couldn't see us. Then he asked what we wanted, i told him who we were and it was like he summoned the savage side of him. He went off on us, but I didn't understand a thing so I was smiling the whole time, which only made him more mad. He turned away and all I said was "buonagiornata!" Which basically means "have a good day" and he stopped, stared at me for a second, and then turned away. I loved it. He obviously didn't like us because of an event that happened long ago, I had the courage to wish a man a good day after he yelled at me. We all went on our merry way. I had a couple dozen fliers for our English class in my backpack, so as we walked along, I stuffed peoples mailboxes with them. I hope our English class starts to grow because we only have two attendees total and they're old fellas.

These past 3 weeks have been a real test of patience. Patience with the Lord, with the language, with the people, with my companion, and with myself. I think right now, the Lord is testing me, testing my will and desire. When he sees that I am willing, he will use me as he intended when he called me to serve his children in Italy. The language and the people are kind of one. I want to be able to talk to people, more than ciao and buon giorno. I want to be able to understand what they say, to make friends, to do briscola finding with the old guys in the park and get to know them. Instead, the people see my nametag, hear me say who I am, and they cut me off and walk away after saying something that I didn't understand. It's irritating to not be able to talk to these people. All I can do is figure out a way to serve them, but I'm out of ideas. My companion... I'm just looking forward to these two transfers to end. I cannot wait for them to end. There's nothing more to be said. Good gretchen, patience with one's own self is somethin else, borderline impossible for mortals to achieve. Buuuut I'm 19 so I'm basically still immortal (so they (old people) say), which means I've got a shot.

So far, I wish I had done a few things before coming to Italy. 
1. Learn how to cook (like really learn, not ask my mom how)
2. Learn how to grocery shop for a week worth of food
3. Learn to have patience
4. Studied PMG way more fervently and retained the information a lot better

Now Sunday comes around and it's fast Sunday too so I'm just about hangry. I looked out the window and what did I see? Not popcorn popping, but clear blue skies. About and hour later, it's pouring rain (like real rain) and thunder every few seconds. It was awesome. During church, the sounds of my growling stomach were overpowered by the thunder outside which was great. My companion and I got to spend the last hour of church with the two primary kids and it was a blast. We're singing a couple songs with them for Mothers day. I'll admit, the last song hit the feels and got me teary eyed because I love my mom. These little kids are so happy. Even though my singing is awful, I'm excited to sing with the primary kids. We meet with the ward missionary leader every Sunday at Sorella Rossi's house and then she feeds us some piadine. On our way to her house, my bike broke. It already had a malfunction from before I got there, but with the rain, bumps, and my weight, the Italian Stallion (the name i gave it) gave out on me. It was a long night from then on, but the piadina was delicious.

So now it's Monday, I don't have a bike and we have service to go to on the other side of town. A good hour walk. I look in the garage and see a different bike, so I try that one. We're going and it's an old bike, I could that. I got attached to it, but I didn't really have another choice of bike. I called it the Silver Bullet. About 5 ish minutes into our ride, the back tire basically crinkles. My companion was of absolutely no help at all. Instead he made stupid comments for the next 45 minutes. He's a real good test of patience. Now I don't have a bike, and everywhere we go is miles and miles from our apartment. People see us even more now that we aren't zipping past with bikes. There were two different people that stopped us and asked about our English class which is awesome because I told my mission pres that I wanted to start making our English class bigger. So many prayers for help to expand it. I've been stuffing the mailboxes with the fliers in the effort also. We wait and see what happens.

I had my first zone conference yesterday and I wasn't looking forward to it, but it was a good experience. I got to see Anziano Prince and that was a good break from my comp. I appreciate my p days and meetings a lot more thanks to my companion. In a couple weeks I get to see Anziano Lex which I'm so stoked about. Anziano Prince, Anziano Lex, and I have decided to beg to be put back together in every weekly email and interview with the new president in June or July. I love my last two companions. 

I still cant make anything to eat other than the most basics of pasta. Any easy and cheap recipes would be awesome. The language is still not coming, but I'm making little progress which is all that matters. Little by little. Day by day. The other day in the park I saw a group of old guys playing briscola, which I had just learned how to play the night before. These old guys would get way into the game, but it was fun to see them interact with each other. That's all I want to do at the moment, just be able to start and keep a conversation going with random people I see. The way my companion tries to do finding is to say "we are missionary of christ, we have a message about him and God" and the intention is good, but it isnt effective. People stop listening after he says who we are. They don't care to listen to two boys who don't show interest in them. It's difficult to not be able to say anything to the Italian people. If anyone has creative finding ideas, please share them with me, I lack creativity.

I'm so grateful for all the encouragement and prayers, I'm definitely seeing simple answers to prayers. I love you all and hope everything is peachy. Have a good week.

Vi voglio bene,
Anziano Brady

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

April 15, 2019



To begin, I don't like doing big emails

A super cool experience happened this past week. My comp and I were riding our bikes to the church for our English class (we teach an English class to 1 person). We're on the street of the church and some random guy yells "Ragazzi! Ragazzi!" so we stop and he asks us what time church is. We told him he said he'll be there and then invited us to have dinner at his house that night. So 2 things happened that doesn't happen. 1. A random guy saw us and decided he wanted to go to church 2. We got invited to a nonmembers home for dinner. It was awesome, but we couldn't have dinner because we had English class. Sunday rolls up and there he is! He actually showed up and he stayed for everything and after told us he'd like to learn more and keep coming. It was an odd answer to prayers. So the next day we go finding (try to anyway).

The Italian people are crazy stubborn. When my comp and I go up to people here, they see our tags and tell us that we are either A) Jehovah's witnesses B) we're just kids so we don't know what we're talking about C) "my great grandparents were catholic, so I need to honor that" D) we lead people away from the true church so we worship the devil and we're going to hell. So, you could say finding is a success. My comp loves to do house to house and it doesn't work yet. We have to ring a doorbell since all the building here are apartment buildings. They have a phone in their apartment to answer the doorbell thingy and sometimes they answer it, sometimes they look out the window and see a big American guy waving at them and almost immediately close their shutters. 

The branch I'm in has about 12 members who show up, but they are some of the happiest people I've ever met. Our branch pres is from Ecuador so he speaks Spatalian and same with his wife. We have 2 young men who show up every Sunday.

I love being here, I love learning more and more every day. I'm ready for a new comp and cant wait to see more of Italy. It is beautiful here in Forlì, but supposedly it's one of the more ugly parts of the mission.